ReGOOP! Gwyneth Fs Ya’ll Haters! Dumbasses!

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The first time I mentioned GOOP, Gwyneth Paltrow's... I don't know... blog, newsletter, website?, the thing didn't quite exist yet.  The front page of the site was there, but it had no content.  It had a cute, little message proclaiming the fabulosity that was about to exist, but that's about it.  Since that time, the thing has really existed well under my radar.  Gwyneth (yeah, she writes it … [Read more...]

GOOP!!! Celebrities Have Advice. Listen Up.

We’ve all grown accustomed to celebrities trying to give us poor commoners a nudge in the right direction. The attempts at correcting the unfortunate, little souls who curiously don’t know how to live their lives come in many forms. It might be as simple and innocuous as some diet, exercise, or lifestyle campaign. Step 1 – Get rich, so as to free up a bit of time. Step 2 – Have no … [Read more...]