I think I’m going to start starting these things off with a few videos and/or other tidbits that don’t work so well with Storify. We’ll see how it goes.
First off, I’m just going to vent for a second, mainly because the word “Paparazzi” crossed my desks so many times today. Basically, I’m fed up with them, and the whole system that continues their existence, so let me just ask you this, If you were famous, couldn’t you get rid of them? I think I could. Let’s see if anyone want to adopt my system.
So, I’m famous right (it’s like a hypothetical), and wherever the Paparazzi show up, there’s little I can do about it. Those pictures are going somewhere. I can hide from them, ignore them, try to duck them, but those times that they do show up, well, what can you do?
I was actually contemplating this today… “Jesus, what would I do…,” and it struck me… I’d have my own Paparazzi on the payroll. I’d just have someone follow me around, and whenever someone else popped up to take my picture, I’d have my guy take the same picture and instantly post it on the internet. That picture is going public anyway, and no one is going to buy the other picture. Eventually, there’s just no market for pictures of me anymore.
Alright, rant over.
First off, Alicia Silverstone is a Jackhole, and those aren’t even my words. I’m sorry, this clip may start out proclaiming love for Silverstone, but I’m boycotting her altogether. You can only be so stupid, and then I just pretend you don’t exist. As is also mentioned in the clip, slightly worse than the fact that this actually happens, is the fact that you’re jackhole enough to post a video of it.
*Update – The first Jackhole video wouldn’t play here, despite the embed code*
Next up, in case you’ve missed it, you’ve got to check out the trailer for Rise of the Guardians. This is just cool.
Finally, I don’t want Doctor Who to miss you either.
Now, on to the big fun.