Joaquin Phoenix is straight up rappin' Yo! There's been a lot of talk since he announced he was quitting that whack acting gig a couple of months ago, for a music career. Recently we found out that his homeboy cuz DJ Jazzy Affleck was going to film a documentary about Phoenix' move through the ranks of the music biz. Now, PopEater turns out a video of Snazzidy WhaPP Enix working his living-on-the-street rappity-bopping threads and throwin' out crazy rhymes.
Joaqey Jack FoShizzle is laying it down with his mad hatter beard, cuz he is all about being real and knowing what people is about Yo. He is cold bopping that head like he just don't care. Getting straight wit da people like Johnny Dallas Bing-Bong didn't make 3.5 million the last time he showed up somewhere.
Nah. Come on with this already. Defamer already stuck their nose up at this... more than once. And with good reason.
Is it a hoax? A mockumentary in the making that's trying to build up the hype for itself early?
Who cares? It's hard to tell what the hoped for trajectory of this monstrosity might be, but "real" is the one thing it certainly ain't. Even if it's real it ain't real. It's funny as hell though, and bound to keep spitting out laughs.
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